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  • Ryan Adams

    The raid on Bin Laden was nearly derailed when a scrambled text message ordered Seal Team Six to prepare for Zerotica Dark Dirty. #DamnYouAutocorrect

    (Rain Perry contributed to this caption)

  • rufussondheim

    “I got these six hot men to dance with me so no one will notice my botoxed forehead.”

  • Paddy Mulholland


    Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

  • Robert A.

    From left to right: Rufussondheim. Tero Heikkinen. Paddy Mulholland. Ryan Adams. Vince Smetana. Phantom. Steve50.

  • Paddy Mulholland

    I’m not settling for Alex, Robert A. Give me Channing or I’ll cry.

  • Barry C

    Seven sex trombones led the big parade! (with apologies to The Music Man)

  • Joseph

    Nominated for 5 Academy Awards including Best Picture of The Year.

  • chrisw

    You can leave your hat on.

  • Tony

    American made guns — guaranteed to get off multiple rounds each.

  • Oscaroholic

    Stay at the Y-M-C-A!

  • Steve50

    HA! Robert A – you gave me a “Bomer”! Santa will remember your generosity.

    Hard to come up with a caption, now.

  • steve50

    First rehearsal for cast of Les Ravissantes (the delighted), the much-loved sequel to Les Miserables. Filming begins just as soon as the old sets from The Kings Speech can be found and cleaned.

  • Tero Heikkinen

    Shirtless: “Some chicken waitin’ backstage, lol”.

  • Rodeoblu

    If this is the marines..what’s with all the seamen,
    I SAID…At ease, smoke if y’a got’em,
    Why do they call’em fatigues..nobody looks tired,
    Uncle Sam want you..for an extended commitment..but y’a get to play with guns

  • d2

    “I’ll have what she’s having. Yum!”

  • Leo

    How to lose a shirt in 10 seconds

  • Binx

    “Mr. Soderbergh, uh… today’s scene I think would be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off.”

  • The Great Dane

    Still from popular gay porn flick “Queero Dark Dirty: On a Mission To Find Orgasmo Been Laid’n”

  • Tero Heikkinen

    I like The Great Danes’ the most. Inappropriate in a fucked up way. That’s how we like it.

  • Al Robinson

    President McConaughey and his running mates.

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