The Oscars, the Films and everything in between.
And a few more photos from the luncheon.
“Two Hollywood stars discuss the many talents & virtues of Oscar-winning legend Kate “The GREAT” Winslet (Revolutionary Road, Little Children).”
4 supporting actress nominees and the ghost of Anne Hattaway walk into a bar…
lmao @ Watermelons
I hope you get to be #4, bro 🙂
Oops, I captioned the wrong photo. Never mind.
Wolverine explains that surviving The Hunger Games is a LOT easier if you’ve got adamantium bones.
You may not win, but you’ve certainly got the best dress!
The little girl MUST not win.
Ang Lee to Jessica Chastain: Something about your dress is making me hungry.
Jackman to Lawrence: Now listen Jennifer, as X-men, we’ve got to stick together.
Jennifer’s thought bubble: Omigod, is he serious?
Jackman: I’m having the worst time shaking that DC broad. She keeps asking for her daughter. I don’t know. I think she’s delusional.
Jennifer’s thought bubble: I’ll keep staring at his beard, on his face, so he’ll think I’m taking him seriously.
Jackman: I told her I thought the kid was in *finger quotes* “Gotham”. LOL Hey if you need to use the Blackbird let me know. I tweet Storm all the time.
Jennifer’s thought bubble: Help!
Hugh Jackman: No, really Jennifer, it’s much better to sing it live. Cause now I can take beats. “Sweet Jesus, what I have done? Become a thief in the night? Become a dog on the run?”
Jennifer Lawrence: (thinking to herself) Here we go again.
“I actually AM that girl who f*cks. Just so you know.”
Jackman: I know you were joking about Harvey killing people but…
“And that’s how I got the name Jackman…”
btw Jacki Weaver looks genuinely so happy, excited and humble to be there.
Photo #1: (Jackman to Lawrence) “Heard those rumors, too, eh? Meet me behind the desert table – nobody will suspect anything.”
Photo #2: (Lee to Chastain) “No need to spend the entire award ceremony in uncomfortable seats – come to the tailgate party some of us are having behind the Kodak. Bigelow’s bringing the wine and we can heckle the red carpet.”
Photo #3: (Weaver to Hathaway) “You’ve got 2 seconds to remove your hand, Hathaway, or I’ll give you something to sing about. You’re not a fucking puppeteer.”
here’s my number. call me maybe
Okay… The two of you that have award worthy performances stand over here, you other three stand there
hugh: ‘this is the world’s smallest violin, playing just for your fellow nominees.’
jennifer:`wait… i don’t understand your accent when you’re not singing live.’
(supporting actress photo) The cast for The Go-go’s biopic has been announced!
(Ang Lee to Jessica Chastain) I heard they’re making a movie about the Go-go’s. You’d be perfect for Josie.
(Hugh Jackman to Jennifer Lawrence) I’ve got that Go-go’s audition in the bag!
First pic: ” You’re gonna be a fine Oscar winner, Jen. The sky’s the limit.”
Hugh: So, is Bradley Cooper single?
1. Jackman: can I borrow your nail polish?
Lawrence: If anyone asks, I’ll say it’s for playing Wolverine…
2. Chastain: why didn’t you call me back after I auditioned to play the boat?
Inside Ang Lee’s head: Let’s pretend she’s kidding and smile like the Joker.
3. Inside Hathaway’s head: Wow! this is nice… I’m going to annul my marriage with that no-name guy and propose to helen on Oscar night!
Helen Hunt: Anne darling, I sure hope your new lesbian hairdo isn’t giving you any idea!
Inside Hataway’s head: Blerg
Hugh- No, I’m Telling you! You’re overdressed.
Hugh: So we can all agree, Lincoln was awful? Amright?
Lawrence: Ok, I’m gonna go. You’re creeping me out.
Lee: Yo directa suck! She no nawminated! I nawminated, she nawt! She sawck! Is tha sometheeng een my teeth?!
Chastain: Help. Somebody, help.
Lee: Yaw, yoo in Da Helwp. Yoo lost to bwack gool! You sawck! You sawck and you know it! You weel lose awgin to slut fwom seelva whining!
Last photo: The cast to the upcoming Tarantino movie “Fox Force Five!”
Jon – The first and third ones were funny, but the second one reeks of “yellow face” to me. I don’t think you’d get away with it if Lee was black and you did a minstrel voice. Just sayin’.
Hugh Jackman: Look Mystique we are mutants if we unite we can defect them all then pick up all the swag.
Sally Field: come on Amy let’s stand over there before Anne-with an E-Hathaway squeezes the life out of us and brings up the Flying Nun again.
Ang Lee to Jessica Chastain: “That dress can do wonders on CGI”.
(Sorry, that’s all I got).
Jackman to Lawrence: Excuse me, but can I just pinch that booger out of your nose?
Lee: Would you like to be in a female version of Brokeback Mountain with Anne Hathaway…heehee?
Chastain: (smiles uncomfortably…)
“Honestly you’re over-hyped, darling!”