Go ahead and let them fly, folks. But predicting things people are mostly predicting anyway does not count as a No Guts, No Glory. Like, no Gone Girl for Best Picture.
Extra credit given (a gift from us to you) for the best haiku.
First, my No Guts, No Glory picks.
1. Complete shutout of The Imitation Game (it will SO never happen)
2. Interstellar for Best Picture, Director, Screenplay
3. A Most Violent Year for Drama
Now, my haiku
Hope springs eternal
First, no one sees the movies.
But soon, shit gets real.
Golden Globes bobble
Shiny dresses, white faces
Big bummer Oscars.
Ben Affleck’s penis
Even scarjo is naked.
Yet sexless Oscars.