Folks on Twitter find various ways to entertain themselves. What is kind of amazing to watch is how fast one of these “trending topics” spreads. The latest one is #oneletteroffmovies. They ranged from the silly to the profane. You might be surprised at how many variations people came up with, often for the same movies. I’m not even sure the humor plays the same way explained in long form, like this. Perhaps it is something that must be confined to Twitter.
Here are a few funny ones.
From Movieline’s @marklisanti:
White Man Can’t Hump
PS I Glove You
Blainespotting
Burn After Breading
Blood Pimple
Pig Trouble Little China
And then Film School Rejects’ @rejects:
The Monster Squat
The Men Who Stare at Boats
A Driver Runs Through It
From @niavardalos:
My Wife in Ruins
@wormquartet
My Big Fat Geek Wedding
@anamariecox:
African Queef
An American in Parts
@ckuehne
Top Gum
The Lady and the Cramp
Back to the Suture
@jkottke
Corn on the Fourth of July
Die Harp
Das Toot
I felt that some of mine needed additional explanation, so I invented a trending topics of my own @awardsdaily.
Fuck Everlasting
Finding Emo
Up in the Hair, #blowjobsgonewrong
Reservoir Logs, #polluteddrinkingsupply
Natural Corn Killers, #murderousvegans
Last Mango in Paris, #starvation
34 Responses for "One Letter Off Movies"
Twitter is so stupid.
If it is in good hands, Twitter can be a good communication and even promotion tool. I think this is an example of twitter in some silly teenager hands!
Sheepless in Seattle (Bo Peep in the Northwest)
Room at the Toe (these shoes are too big)
The Miracle Porker (remake of Charlotte’s Web)
Miserly (I’m your biggest fan, but I count my pennies…)
High Poon (Wow, she’s a tall one!)
Closet Encounters of the Third Kind (we have to stop meeting like this)
The Hurt Licker (I said KISS it and make it well…)
Urp in the Air (I told you I didn’t want to fly…)
500 Days of Simmer (the spaghetti sauce MUST done by now…)
Star Warts
The Big Chili
The Punk Panther
Y-Men
Jews
A Streetcar Named Desiree
The Wild Hunch
Norman Rae
Forrest Gimp
Ha. Last Mango in Paris is the title of a Jimmy Buffett album from the 80s. Great minds….
Here are some….
Tried Green Tomatoes
Good Wild Hunting
Vladiator
Tan Education
The Hurt Mocker
Pup in the Air
Pubic Enemies
(500) Days of Bummer
Teabiscuit
Lout in Translation
The Sixth Sensei
The Cider House Rubes
As Good as Wit Gets
Lmao Pubic Enemies that’s what I always saw when I looked at the poster anyway! My girlfriend and I call it that all the time! Terrible dirty minds…
Speaking of which…
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
My invaluable contribution
Trash ( the movie crash lol)
Brokeback Fountain
Dope floats (Hope Floats lol)
ha, Rick! Those loglines are great setups for the title-mangled punch-lines.
The Sixth Tense
(I see dead people, I am seeing dead people, I have been seeing dead people, I will see dead people, I have seen dead people, I saw dead people.)
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Kink
(big hairy foot fetish)
Zorba the Geek
(before he gets you plastered on ouzo and introduces you to all his prostitute friends, he will pwn ur ass at Tekken 3)
In the poop
A new exercise video – Pilates of the Caribbean
LMAO @ pilates of the caribbean LMAO LMAO I can’t stop laughing loool
“Up in the Hair, #blowjobsgonewrong”
Holy hilarious, Sasha (I’m still lmao).
How about…
Pee and Sympathy (guilty golden showers)
Full Metal Racket (the history of the IMF)
Broadcast Mews (television for cats)
Hannah and Her Blisters (the maid laments)
Gangs of New Pork (The Butcher on a rampage)
The Right Stiff (Dialectics on a proper boner)
Midnight Excess (The Brad Davis story)
The Motorcycle Diarrheas (road trip from hell)
Dead Zingers (failed twin comics)
Cries and Whiskers (a warning to the unshaven)
Howard’s Bend (one night stand discussions)
The Elephant’s Ham (diet of a mid-westerner)
Ordinary Peep-holes (advice from Larry Craig on how to become a Republican senator).
Sweet and Slowdown!!! (randy first dates)
this is very fun..lol
Liens (instead of Aliens) – a comedy about the IRS directed by Joel and Ethan Cohen. Has Oscar written all over it. LOL
@ arjay…
LMFAO! Jews? So, Schindler’s List re-written and with the Jaws theme. That is so wrong (and yet so funny).
I’m going to hell.
LMFAO!!
Scum Dog Millionaires (Bush family fortunes)
XXX Edition:
Spurtacus
Creamgirls
All That Jizz
The Cuntry Girl
The Longest Gay
The Lovely Boner
Diddler on the Roof
Jeremiah’s Johnson
The Pudsucker Proxy
Snow White and the Semen Dwarfs
8½10½not strictly following the rules:
Goodfellatios
La Dolce Vulva
The Miracle Wanker
Angels with Dirty Facials
Whore the Wild Things Out
Thank you, Ryan. Round Two:
Chicagoe (remake directed by Dan Quayle)
Tall, Dark, and Hadsome (hands down César Romero’s favorite of all his films…)
Waiterworld (my name is Kevin and I will be your server tonight)
42nd Streep (still getting nominated in her nineties)
Frosty/Nixon (even the snowman knows you’re a crook!)
City Slackers (Seth Rogan and Michael Cera at a dude ranch)
In Harem’s Way (the latest James Bond film)
The Moron Is Blue (Dubya sure misses the White House)
The Loveliness of the Long Distance Runner (Tom Courtenay was so much better looking when he was younger)
Looking for Mr. Foodbar (starring Kirstie Alley)
Breaking the rules a little, but timely nonetheless:
Northeast by Northwest (next time we’re flying Delta)
Paranoid Lark
Drag Me to Help
Before the Devil Knows You’re Deed
She’s Gotta Have Tit
The Lives of Otters
Into the Wilde
No Country for Bold Men
Bean Girls (watch out, or they’ll let em rip!)
Happy-Go-Sucky (Poppy’s bipolarity uncovered)
4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Dads (an affair that needs to end)
Dead Man Wanking (one…last…time!)
this was fun!
I have friends over tonight, Ryan, and over the din of music, everyone is bellied over laughing at your triple x titles. I actually was going to put All That Jizz in my earlier list, but I thought that there may already be a porn film titled that. At any rate, good fun, and endless possiblities.
@ Rick
Looking for Mr. Foodbar, also got a round of hysterical laughter. Now it looks like this game will continue here, at my apartment, until I stop laughing, that is. Then it’s: “everybody go home”. Enough!!
I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts…
Afrika is that really you? Does Ryan know your here?
You guys are all so genius at this.
UncleVanya’s surgical knife twists and Rick’s bone-dry parentheticals.
joseph~~, all last year my secret subtitle for Happy-Go-Lucky was Poppy-Go-Fuckyourself
Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Wool? (before the Brazil wax, muffdiving was scarier than skydiving.)
My favorites that I came up with were:
The Mothra and the Whore
Children of Mel
and two sponsored by Starbucks
Grande Illusion
Latte Spring
Petty Woman
Bill and Ted’s Bonus Journey (perfect name for a sequel)
Jungle All The Way (Arnie didn’t shave for 6 months to prepare for the role)
Heath Becomes Her (The Joker gets a sex change)
Last Action Heron (spin-off from Kung-fu Panda)
Falling Dow (alternative title to Wall St 2, also starring Michael Douglas)
Jews 3-D (just when you thought it was safe to go back to the synagogue)
Lentl (Streisand goes vegan)
Kindergarten Coup (the kids take over)
Burp After Reading
The Last Horse on the Left
Judo (Ellen Page takes up a new sport)
Shitter Island
Okay, everyone has gone home (on my suggestion), but I remember one more,
In-hand Empire (the confessions of Jeff Styker)
Okay…I’M DONE!!
or better yet,
In-hand Empire (the rise and fall of Jeff Stryker)
…damn this is addictive!
Hehe the meme is great. I loved The Kutchers Wife and Apocalypse Cow. I’m tracking the top 100 most popular on http://oneletteroffmovies.com/ – some great ones there. #1 is currently “Shaving Private Ryan”
Jeff Stryker!
“You like that, doncha, huh? You like it, doncha?”
But the sun set on the Stryker Empire when Kristen Bjorn and Bel Ami joined the Coalition of the Willies.
The Lady Varnishes (Martha Stewart’s new decoupage series on HGTV)
The Da Vinci Chode (the secret of the Mona Lisa’s smile)
For Ryan and Uncle Vanya:
Primate Benjamin (when your script stinks, add a chimpanzee)
You’ve Got Hail (someone has sent you some really bad weather)
Shampoop (don’t worry, the dog doo is fake)
Some Like It Hit (for masochists only)
Singing in the Drain (Grandpa’s stuck in the culvert again, but at least he’s in a good mood about it)
Leave Her to Heave (I told her not to have another mai tai)
The Greatest Sow on Earth (another vehicle for Kirstie Alley)
The Odd Man and the Sea (Rowan Atkinson goes fishing)
The Mammy (archaeologists defile the tomb of Hattie McDaniel)
Seven Days in Mary (some honeymoon!)
Bambo (deer goes commando in pursuit of the hunter who killed his mother)
Rear Widow (that’s one kinky old lady)
Seven Brides for Seven Brothels (talk about desperate housewives!)
Stop me when you’ve had enough…
Dunga Din (making a powerful case for thicker bathroom walls)
Real Women Have Curses (you’ve offended Maria Ouspenskaya)
Pullets over Broadway (Oh, look! Flying chickens!)
The Ego and I (Katie Holmes biopic)
Cast Awry (who chose the actors for this one?)
Leaven Can Wait (the story of Passover)
National Treasurer (Rosa Gumataotao Rios biopic, still in search of a distributor)
Danced with Wolves (and then one day he got too close to them, and his name had to be revised)
Zz (this Costa Gavras sequel is less engaging than the original)
Little Bi Man (Tom Cruise stars)
OK. I’m done.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stoned (Stay tuned, kids. His ganja habit is the least of his sorcerer surprises.)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets (here, Hermione, suck on this throat lozenge until a decent director shows up)
Harry Potter and the Pilsener of Azkaban (drink up, lads, it’s better than that Butterbeer shite you get at Hogsmeade)
Harry Potter and the Goblettes of Fire (burning sensation when squirting your wee goblettes? blame Professor McGonorrheagall)
Harry Potter and the Ardor of the Phoenix (ardor my ass, get this flaming phoenix off me before somebody gets plucked.)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Ponce (Snape, ye mincy tosser. Stop pretending potions are the answer to every problem.)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallow (really? Didn’t look like such a troublesome gulp from the Equus photos we saw.)
LMAO @ you two guys. I thought this thread may have been finished today, but no! You jokers march on with some of the most hilarious stuff I have ever read. My tonsils are sore from laughing. I’m definately saving this page. This is party material (for underwhelming parties). And, Ryan, that septuplet of yours should be breast fed by the octomom, who I am sure will not notice the sudden sounds of pitter potter potter feet rushing at her mammaries.
I think we inspire each other, UncleVanya.
I know I might not have dared ‘Professor McGonorrheagall’ if you hadn’t blazed the trail with ‘The Motorcycle Diarrheas’
The Da Vinci Chode (the secret behind the Mona Lisa’s smile)
The Lady Varnishes (Martha Stewart’s new decoupage series on HGTV.)
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