Following up on Sasha’s post yesterday, re-imagineering Hollywood hotties as females, the New England Genealogical Society did some digging last week and discovered that not only are Clinton and Obama related, but Hillary is a cousin of Madonna, Alanis Morrisette, and Celine Dion. No wonder it took Hillary so long to find her voice. (cue “My Heart Will Go...
Monthly Archives: March 2008
It remains to be seen whether or not audiences (and critics) will accept Tom Cruise back into the fold after the recent public stoning he’s been taking on all things — Scientology, his marriage, etc. Either way, the publicists are doing their job with Valkyrie, perhaps to test the waters as to whether folks are excited about the film or sharpening their knives....
The Tracey Fragments is set for limited release on May 9th. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0jEN2_REy4[/youtube] Smart People opens nationwide April 11. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy4TPVSpo2E[/youtube] Michael London produced Smart People and Sideways — two films that share Sundance premieres, Thomas Hayden Church, and an Indie-friendly philosophy...
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to star in Manson Girls. She will play¬† the one who stayed home and didn’t go creepy crawling all the way to the pokey. E! got the news exclusively: A source familiar with the deal says that despite the fact that Lohan has had some recent brushes with the law and just completed rehab, “the production company is insuring her...
This one is a couple of weeks late, but it’s too annoying to let slide. You may have seen the TV ads for Horton Hears a Who, proclaiming this jaw-dropping review excerpt: “One of the best animated features of all time!” It’s one of those BILLBOARD-SIZE BLURBS with the teensy-weensy miniscule ultramicroscopic attributions at the bottom. I had...