The haiku is an Awards Daily/Oscarwatch tradition. The haiku is a three line, seventeen syllable poem, with perfect thoughts per line and each line containing the syllable pattern: 5, 7, 5.
I’ll start.
AD fight to death,
Sandra versus Meryl Streep,
who would rather kiss.
Make the connection,
Is it dances with Na’vi?
Why so beautiful?
Horse cocks and giggles,
Best picture is in the loop,
Too bad it won’t be.