“Slavery sir? It’s done.”

Hoping to scrape whatever’s left of their dignity off the floor, Rep. Kevin McCarthy, the third ranking House Republican is bringing Spielberg’s film to DC so that perhaps the Grand Old Party could be reminded of when it was once a driving force for real change instead of a reach-around to religious fanaticism.

According to CNN, this isn’t the first time , has tried to help a brutha out by showing a movie — he also brought in Moneyball to help illuminate the numbers game. Now, he’s likely trying to pull the crazies off the towers and back to reality.

[thanks to Dennis]