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  1. mecid 3 years ago

    haha… In 2011 ceremony Spielberg presented BP to King’s Speech.

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  2. Jerry 3 years ago

    Sasha’s enemy #1 speaking to her hero. Lol.

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  3. helios 3 years ago

    Hooper: What do you mean I didn’t deserve to win for that TV movie?

    Spielberg: I don’t know Tom. That’s what Sasha told me.

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  4. Christophe 3 years ago

    Tom: sorry steven but the academy will screw you over once again next February and it’ll be all my fault…
    Steven: don’t feel guilty young sexy lad you’re a way better director than I’ll ever be. cough cough

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  5. Joshua Kelley 3 years ago

    TH: Sorry pal, but they will like mine better than yours.

    SS: Unfortunately, I know…

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  6. Matt O'Callaghan 3 years ago

    Next Year, I’m doing a biopic on Michael Bolton – with this guy…

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  7. steve50 3 years ago

    Hooper: “Look – y’know they’re gonna give it to that inexperienced hack, Affleck”

    Spielberg: (sigh)

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  8. Tom 3 years ago

    Hooper: Soon, I will have a second Oscar too
    Speilberg: Dream on, bitch.

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  9. Antoinette 3 years ago

    Hooper:

    Don’t worry, Stevie. You’ll win an Oscar someday. If you want any tips, dear ol’ boy text me… eh… wait you’re not as fabulous as I am… just get your um… is that Kate woman your nurse? Dear, dear, it must be hard getting old. That’s what my gran told me the Rolling Stones said. I’d have loved to have seen them. Wish I was born when they were still around…

    People are so coarse nowadays aren’t they? The valet had the audacity to introduce himself to me. I handed him my keys and said, “Look Quentin it’s not your place to speak to me,” and he to told me to fornicate with myself. As if that were possible. *chuckles* I asked the cook to get the Maître D so I could get him to fire the boy and the cook said he was “angly”. I swear I never know what you Americans are trying to say. At least I’m in the mood for Chinese.

    Spielberg:

    *sigh* George had the right idea.

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  10. steve50 3 years ago

    Spielberg: “Don’t look now, Tom, but I think that little guy is about to take a leak on your leg.”

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  11. mecid 3 years ago

    or…

    Spielberg: Hoop, now you see how to make a historical drama?
    Hooper: Of course. I’m confused.

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  12. PJ 3 years ago

    So you are supposed leave the camera on the tripod? ah…..

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  13. Sasha Stone 3 years ago

    TH: Sorry pal, but they will like mine better than yours.

    SS: Unfortunately, I know…

    You poor creatures are in for a shock come Oscar night.

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  14. Sasha Stone 3 years ago

    Tom: sorry steven but the academy will screw you over once again next February and it’ll be all my fault…
    Steven: don’t feel guilty young sexy lad you’re a way better director than I’ll ever be. cough cough

    Christophe, you aren’t really THAT stupid are you?

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  15. Tero Heikkinen 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: “I counted five different types of red wine on our table”.
    Steven Spielberg: “You know, Hook was originally planned as a musical”.
    Bruce Cohen: “La-de-da, la-de-da, lala”.

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  16. Sasha Stone 3 years ago

    Sasha’s enemy #1 speaking to her hero. Lol.

    This is a myth cooked up by hysterical internet peeps. As I’ve said a hundred million times before, it wasn’t that I hated THe King’s Speech. It was that I loved The Social Network (and nearly every other film nominated that year) MORE. Hate is a strong emotion. To earn strong emotions you have to do something worthy of it. But a decent enough, moving, British docudrama is simply not offensive enough to hate. It was just okay. It won primarily because Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush were so great. Somehow, I’ve become written into a corner hating Tom Hooper, which is why no one will take me seriously about Les Miz. That’s fine. But just know: it is a drama of your own making. Oscar history is paved with mediocrity. But for every once in a while.

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  17. Dennis Arthur 3 years ago

    Hooper: Ok. So how are we doing this? I win Director and you win Picture?

    Spielberg: I don’t know….I kinda like both.

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  18. brett 3 years ago

    “Honest, Steven, I’m really not the mean, nasty, over-hyped, no-talent hack they say I am… and by the way, is it true you can put the camera in a place where not every shot has to be a close-up?”

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  19. mecid 3 years ago

    continue, Dennis.

    …Hooper: Ok. I’ll wait for next years.

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  20. Christophe 3 years ago

    sasha, lol I thought the irony was showing in my comment, maybe not. seriously I really enjoyed The King’s Speech (not as much as close encounters or war horse of course) but the latest clips from Les Miz made me feel seasick, should I be worried about the whole film? I’ve been waiting for it all year…

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  21. steve50 3 years ago

    (last one, promise)

    Hooper: “You know, Steven, not only did I make the first musical ever using live singing, but it’s also the first one filmed with an iPhone!”

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  22. Tero Heikkinen 3 years ago

    A few minutes later.

    Tom Hooper: “I know you started with Universal. They are really supporting my picture here”.

    Steven Spielberg: “Yes. I called them. And no”.

    Bruce Cohen: “La-de-da, la-de-da, lala”.

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  23. Filipe 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: They say it’s the size of my hand!

    Spielberg: Oh boy!

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  24. Jack Traven II 3 years ago

    Hooper: I know, I know. I myself was confused regarding this offer.
    Spielberg: Um, I think I will call George about this.

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  25. mecid 3 years ago

    continue Steve50.

    ….Spielberg: Hoop, try 2 megapixel Nokia. Works fine for close-ups.

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  26. Sasha Stone 3 years ago

    Ha. Sorry Christophe! I think Les Miz needs to be seen twice. My opinion as a novice.

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  27. Antoinette 3 years ago

    Faces on the curtains: “I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!”

    (to each other) : “Jinx!” *giggles*

    Who are the curtain guys?

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  28. Akumax 3 years ago

    TH: Jeeez have you seen Zero Dark Thirty?

    SS: Yes… we are both screwed

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  29. That Film Awards Show 3 years ago

    ‘What do you say Steve, we settle this now, your cast vs. my cast in an all out, drag out fist fight. I know that Tommy Lee Jones is tough, but Anne Hathaway shows no mercy!’

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  30. Sasha Stone 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: “Let Hooper take a turn!”
    Spielberg: “Come again?”
    Tom Hooper: “Hooper! Stop playing with yourself!”
    Spielberg: I think I need a rum and coke refill.
    Tom Hooper: “You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You’ve been counting money all your life.”
    Spielberg: Oh, okay. Got it. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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  31. Binx 3 years ago

    Spielberg: “You did? That’s funny. Because we lip-synched all the dialogue in ‘Lincoln’.”

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  32. Antoinette 3 years ago

    @Binx That’s hilarious. XD

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  33. Sean 3 years ago

    Hooper: So what did you think of Les Miserables?
    Spielberg: I think I’m gonna make Fincher very happy and kick your ass come Oscar Night.

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  34. Calvin 3 years ago

    Hooper: So, do you think we’ll split?
    Spielberg: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. Why don’t we simply forget Fincher? That’s sooo 2011.

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  35. Jack Traven II 3 years ago

    Hooper: How about doing this again? But next time I hand over the statuette to you.
    Spielberg: Whew! That requires a lot of work, Tommy. Dozens of films, dozens of years. And not to forget, my kind of success, until one can finally stand there handing out an Oscar as a director.
    Hooper: Well, …
    Spielberg: That’s nearly impossible, I know. But never give in, Tommy, will you? Never, never, never, never.

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  36. Alfredo 3 years ago

    “If you win your second Oscar for Best Director and Picture I will find and I will kill you.”

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  37. Jamie 3 years ago

    When I tell Sasha “Javert = Tea Party” I’ll get that great review! :)

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  38. Proman 3 years ago

    “Sure, you’ve made a musical but I’m not handing out any more Oscars.”

    Or

    “Said it before – History is more weighty than popcorn.”

    Spielberg deserves so many Oscars by now it’s ridiculous.

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  39. Colin Biggs 3 years ago

    TH: Does this rash look normal?

    SS: Erm… how is Colin Firth?

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  40. Mark 3 years ago

    You have three, and I have one. Come February, let’s split the difference.

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  41. Brett 3 years ago

    TH: So can you convince Disney to let you direct 7 + 8, and then I can take 9 to embarrass you again after this February?

    SS: …Um, yeah, I suppose that’ll be fine…sir

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  42. Sasha Stone 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: They say it’s the size of my hand!

    Spielberg: Oh boy!

    Haha!

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  43. Sasha Stone 3 years ago

    I love how Bruce Cohen keeps getting worked into it.

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  44. João Paulo Leite 3 years ago

    “See, the guy is unbelieavable, now David Spade thinks he’s Shirley Temple.” “Ridiculous.”

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  45. Derek 8-Track 3 years ago

    Hooper: What!?! What makes you say that?!

    Spielberg: I can just tell by lookin’ at ya, man. Even with that suit on I can tell you’ve got an ugly naked body. You’re all frumpy like. Soft and doughy.

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  46. Niles 3 years ago

    Hooper: I want another oscar!

    Spielberg: Be patient young patawan

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  47. moviewatcher 3 years ago

    Hooper: Ok. So how are we doing this? I win Director and you win Picture?
    Spielberg: I don’t know….I kinda like both.

    I loled at this one…

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  48. Cameron 3 years ago

    You young whippersnappers got it so easy…I waited 30 years for my FIRST one

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  49. Andrew Sidhom 3 years ago

    SPIELBERG: (quietly) Tom, I can see Affleck, Russel, Bigelow and Lee standing over there, looking so confident sneering at us… Oh Tom, how I fear this may not be our year.

    HOOPER: What are you talking about? Fincher tried the “great film” approach two years ago. Didn’t work. Now more people are doing it the losers’ way. You don’t think my Hugo musical weepie will be another no-brainer?

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  50. Matt Rain 3 years ago

    SPIELBERG: How come we’ve seen everybody from the cast sing so far except for Russell Crowe?

    HOOPER: ……Please don’t tell anyone.

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  51. Jack 3 years ago

    Hooper: That bitch Sasha Stone is trashing my movie again!

    Spielberg: Sasha who?

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  52. Jack 3 years ago

    Hooper: I figure it’s down to you and me.

    Spielbert: The two of us just need to be sure Bigelow doesn’t stand a chance.

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  53. rAr 3 years ago

    I’ll probably vote for PT anyway, but what’s with the hair on this guy?

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  54. d2 3 years ago

    TH: “I bet you $5 that I would win the Oscar. Yah, I know it’s early, but I need the money to fund my long-in-development East of Eden remake”

    SP: “And you are? You see, I live in a bubble and only make overrated movies now.”

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  55. AnthonyP 3 years ago

    Spielberg: Who invited Richard Simmons?

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  56. Evan B 3 years ago

    Hooper: “The King Speech wasn’t over rated, right?”

    Spielberg: “No, no… it was cute… ya know? Like when The Artist won Best Picture.

    Hooper: “It was cute, wait what??”

    Spielberg: I gotta go…

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  57. Holden 3 years ago

    See this hand? Come February, we both know that Oscar is going in it.

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  58. Matt O'Callaghan 3 years ago

    Spielberg: Check out the fun bags at 1 o’clock.
    Hooper: Hey, that’s Michael Bolton a good friend of mine. we’re making a picture next year.
    Spielberg: No, numbnuts. My 1 o’clock, your 7 o’clock.
    Hooper: Do you think I should grab one? With this hand?
    Spielberg: I think Bolton has an erection.

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  59. Reno 3 years ago

    The Hoopster: I’m going to win the Oscar again… it’s inevitable… so quit bugging me!

    Spielberg: But… but…

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  60. Al Robinson 3 years ago

    Steven Spielberg: “Hey pal, who are you?”
    Tom Hooper: “Really?… Didn’t you see my movie?”
    Steven: “How do I know, I don’t even know who you are!”
    Tom: “I directed ‘The King’s Speech'”.
    Steven: “Um… yeah, that doesn’t help.”.

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  61. Carlo 3 years ago

    Hooper: I might be tied with you after this, you know – two Best Director Oscars.
    Spielberg: Now that is a shame…

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  62. Al Robinson 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: “Hey Steven, what was your favorite movie of 2012?”
    Steven Spielberg: “I’d have to say it was ‘The Expendables 2′”
    Tom: “Really?.. that was my favorite also!!”
    Steven: “I just love movies with old people in them.”

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  63. Al Robinson 3 years ago

    I’ve got one more good one:

    Tom Hooper: “Steven, I really liked your Abraham Lincoln movie, you know the one where he is a Vampire Hunter…”
    Steven Spielberg: “Oh for heaven sakes!!!… for the 100th time!! I did NOT direct ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. I directed ‘Lincoln’. Why is that soo hard to understand!?”

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  64. Jim Farmer 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: Come Oscar night, I could have more Best Director Academy Awards than Martin Scorsese – and as many as you.

    Spielberg: SECURITY!

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  65. Matt Rooney 3 years ago

    Spielberg-Yes, Hooper, Kings Speech was….fascin…ating…your delicious heart…KHAL-LEE-MAAA!!!!!

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  66. Aaron 3 years ago

    “Look, Steve…You Just Can’t Win Them All.”

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  67. Peter Anderson 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: “let’s hug it out, b***””

    Spielberg: “I would rather like a kiss on the cheek”

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  68. dinasztie 3 years ago

    TH: My movie is an epic fanboy musica
    SS: My movie is a epic historical biopic.

    (Bruce Cohen: But my movie has Harvey Weinstein :))).)

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  69. Al Robinson 3 years ago

    Tom Hooper: “Steve, smell my hand.”
    Steven Spielberg: “No way man!”
    (Guy with curly hair): “I’ll smell your hand Tom…”

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  70. Irish70 3 years ago

    “No, seriously, you input your whole profile and invite your friends to follow all of your social activity.”

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