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  1. Watermelons
    February 4, 2013

    “Two Hollywood stars discuss the many talents & virtues of Oscar-winning legend Kate “The GREAT” Winslet (Revolutionary Road, Little Children).”

  2. The Dude
    February 4, 2013

    4 supporting actress nominees and the ghost of Anne Hattaway walk into a bar…

  3. Antoinette
    February 4, 2013

    lmao @ Watermelons

    I hope you get to be #4, bro :)

  4. The Dude
    February 4, 2013

    Oops, I captioned the wrong photo. Never mind.

  5. The Dude
    February 4, 2013

    Wolverine explains that surviving The Hunger Games is a LOT easier if you’ve got adamantium bones.

  6. Kate
    February 4, 2013

    You may not win, but you’ve certainly got the best dress!

  7. SallyinChicago
    February 4, 2013

    The little girl MUST not win.

  8. Antoinette
    February 4, 2013

    Ang Lee to Jessica Chastain: Something about your dress is making me hungry.

  9. Antoinette
    February 4, 2013

    Jackman to Lawrence: Now listen Jennifer, as X-men, we’ve got to stick together.

    Jennifer’s thought bubble: Omigod, is he serious?

    Jackman: I’m having the worst time shaking that DC broad. She keeps asking for her daughter. I don’t know. I think she’s delusional.

    Jennifer’s thought bubble: I’ll keep staring at his beard, on his face, so he’ll think I’m taking him seriously.

    Jackman: I told her I thought the kid was in *finger quotes* “Gotham”. LOL Hey if you need to use the Blackbird let me know. I tweet Storm all the time.

    Jennifer’s thought bubble: Help!

  10. el aurens
    February 4, 2013

    Hugh Jackman: No, really Jennifer, it’s much better to sing it live. Cause now I can take beats. “Sweet Jesus, what I have done? Become a thief in the night? Become a dog on the run?”

    Jennifer Lawrence: (thinking to herself) Here we go again.

  11. Film Fatale
    February 4, 2013

    Top photo:

    “I actually AM that girl who f*cks. Just so you know.”

  12. helios
    February 4, 2013

    Jackman: I know you were joking about Harvey killing people but…
    Lawrence: !
    Jackman: Uh-huh

  13. Alfredo
    February 4, 2013

    “And that’s how I got the name Jackman…”

    btw Jacki Weaver looks genuinely so happy, excited and humble to be there.

  14. steve50
    February 4, 2013

    Photo #1: (Jackman to Lawrence) “Heard those rumors, too, eh? Meet me behind the desert table – nobody will suspect anything.”

    Photo #2: (Lee to Chastain) “No need to spend the entire award ceremony in uncomfortable seats – come to the tailgate party some of us are having behind the Kodak. Bigelow’s bringing the wine and we can heckle the red carpet.”

    Photo #3: (Weaver to Hathaway) “You’ve got 2 seconds to remove your hand, Hathaway, or I’ll give you something to sing about. You’re not a fucking puppeteer.”

  15. WillD
    February 4, 2013

    here’s my number. call me maybe

  16. Casey
    February 4, 2013

    Okay… The two of you that have award worthy performances stand over here, you other three stand there

  17. Daniel23
    February 4, 2013

    hugh: ‘this is the world’s smallest violin, playing just for your fellow nominees.’

    jennifer:`wait… i don’t understand your accent when you’re not singing live.’

  18. alan of montreal
    February 4, 2013

    (supporting actress photo) The cast for The Go-go’s biopic has been announced!

    (Ang Lee to Jessica Chastain) I heard they’re making a movie about the Go-go’s. You’d be perfect for Josie.

    (Hugh Jackman to Jennifer Lawrence) I’ve got that Go-go’s audition in the bag!

  19. PaulH
    February 4, 2013

    First pic: ” You’re gonna be a fine Oscar winner, Jen. The sky’s the limit.”

  20. BedBath&Beyonce
    February 4, 2013

    Hugh: So, is Bradley Cooper single?

  21. Christophe
    February 5, 2013

    1. Jackman: can I borrow your nail polish?
    (awkward silence)
    Lawrence: If anyone asks, I’ll say it’s for playing Wolverine…

    2. Chastain: why didn’t you call me back after I auditioned to play the boat?
    Inside Ang Lee’s head: Let’s pretend she’s kidding and smile like the Joker.

    3. Inside Hathaway’s head: Wow! this is nice… I’m going to annul my marriage with that no-name guy and propose to helen on Oscar night!
    Helen Hunt: Anne darling, I sure hope your new lesbian hairdo isn’t giving you any idea!
    Inside Hataway’s head: Blerg

  22. Derek 8-Track
    February 5, 2013

    Hugh- No, I’m Telling you! You’re overdressed.

    JLaw- …

  23. HUgh
    February 5, 2013

    Hugh: So we can all agree, Lincoln was awful? Amright?

  24. Jon
    February 5, 2013

    Jackman: Excelsior!
    Lawrence: Ummm…okaaaay….
    Jackman: Excelsior!
    Lawrence: Ok, I’m gonna go. You’re creeping me out.

    Lee: Yo directa suck! She no nawminated! I nawminated, she nawt! She sawck! Is tha sometheeng een my teeth?!
    Chastain: Help. Somebody, help.
    Lee: Yaw, yoo in Da Helwp. Yoo lost to bwack gool! You sawck! You sawck and you know it! You weel lose awgin to slut fwom seelva whining!

    Last photo: The cast to the upcoming Tarantino movie “Fox Force Five!”

  25. steve50
    February 5, 2013

    Jon – The first and third ones were funny, but the second one reeks of “yellow face” to me. I don’t think you’d get away with it if Lee was black and you did a minstrel voice. Just sayin’.

  26. Jerry
    February 5, 2013

    Hugh Jackman: Look Mystique we are mutants if we unite we can defect them all then pick up all the swag.
    —–
    Sally Field: come on Amy let’s stand over there before Anne-with an E-Hathaway squeezes the life out of us and brings up the Flying Nun again.

  27. Me34
    February 5, 2013

    Ang Lee to Jessica Chastain: “That dress can do wonders on CGI”.

    (Sorry, that’s all I got).

  28. keifer
    February 5, 2013

    Jackman to Lawrence: Excuse me, but can I just pinch that booger out of your nose?

  29. Sacheen Littlefeather
    February 5, 2013

    Lee: Would you like to be in a female version of Brokeback Mountain with Anne Hathaway…heehee?

    Chastain: (smiles uncomfortably…)

  30. steandric
    February 10, 2013

    “Honestly you’re over-hyped, darling!”

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