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Ang Lee by Two


  1. February 28, 2013

    Nicholson: Now listen, boys. One of these days I’m not going to be around to hit on the new young starlets and you’re going to have to do it.

    Heslov: Yeah, that’s not gonna work for me.

    Clooney *chuckles* *keeps smiling* *chuckles*

    Affleck: *twitches* ILOVEMYWIFE! *insane giggle*

  2. Eric P.
    February 28, 2013

    Jack: “Quick, pull my finger.”

  3. danny
    February 28, 2013

    yeah well my envelope said lincoln, but I thought, you know ladies first..

  4. steve50
    February 28, 2013

    Jack: “I’m serious, Clooney. Unless you three plan a career delivering gold, frankincense and myrrh, lose the beards.”

  5. Akumax
    February 28, 2013

    “It did said Brokeback Mountain that year, that’s why they called in Michelle Obama to open the envelope this time: I like to screw things up, I would have read ZeroDarkThirty and fuck you for good”

  6. keifer
    February 28, 2013

    Remember, fellas. Fame is fickle.
    And, Ben, I’m especially looking forward to Gigli Part II.

  7. TB
    February 28, 2013

    You guys and Paul Haggis owe me one. Now let’s go party you lucky Sons of Bitches!!

    And Ben, thank your lucky stars you weren’t nominated for director, because if you were, you wouldn’t have this Oscar.

  8. Edkargir
    February 28, 2013

    To bad katheryn BIgelow did not get nominated.

  9. Blake
    February 28, 2013

    Jack: I followed Jennifer Lawrence into the ladies’ bathroom. Care to smell my finger?

  10. Anthony
    February 28, 2013

    “You guys better get upstairs. Steven will be expecting his sacrifice now…”

  11. February 28, 2013

    +1 Blake

  12. Al Robinson
    February 28, 2013

    Jack: “Remember guys, the after Oscars party orgy is at my house. You heard it from Mark Wahlberg.”

  13. filmboymichael
    February 28, 2013

    Jack: One quaalude usually does the trick.

  14. arjay
    February 28, 2013

    Jack, Ben, George and waiter.

  15. arjay
    February 28, 2013

    PHOTOSHOP – Putting you in the same photo as famous people since 1995.

  16. arjay
    February 28, 2013

    Heslov to self – “I need some sunglasses to go with this beard”.

  17. arjay
    February 28, 2013

    George Clooney smiles, knowing Grant Heslov has fallen for the old eeny-meeny-miny-mo trick once again.

  18. arjay
    February 28, 2013

    “What if this is as good as it gets”?

  19. arjay
    February 28, 2013

    Later that night, the drunk producers of Oscar winner “Argo” found themselves at the Hollywood Wax Museum.

  20. Watermelons
    February 28, 2013

    “Have you guys heard about the new Kate Winslet (Little Children, The Reader) film, Labor Day, coming out sometime in 2013? I hope she wins another Oscar!”


  21. AgentofChaos
    February 28, 2013

    “So I says to him, ‘Roman, I don’t care what you do, but I don’t want to explain another weird stain to the police.’”

  22. February 28, 2013

    Jack Nicholson: “That was a neat trick you three stooges pulled off. Robbing ‘Lincoln’ off the best picture Oscar. Heck even ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ was a better film”

    As he hears this Ben Affleck’s expression becomes serious.

  23. nwh2787
    February 28, 2013

    Jack: You didn’t expect that did you, seeing Mrs. Obama up there, oh by the way I voted for Life of Pi.

    Affleck, Heslov, Clooney: Hahahaha, yeah right Jack. Your so funny. We know you voted for us. But that was pretty cool to see the first lady.

  24. Zooey
    February 28, 2013

    Affleck, Heslov, Clooney: Jack, you voted for us, right?
    Jack: Come on, guys! I don’t vote. I have a sex life.

  25. KoleĊ›
    February 28, 2013

    The caption could be the same as here – http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r7pdx/

  26. Christophe
    March 1, 2013

    jack: they insisted the first lady should be up on a screen and not on stage because they were scared I’d make a move on her.

  27. danny
    March 1, 2013

    … and from that angle all I could see were those bangs …

  28. Derick
    March 1, 2013

    You know…I once had a girlfriend who looked like you.

  29. Patrick
    March 1, 2013

    Let me tell you boys something I learned last weekend, if you make a mistake and double up on those little blue pills you’re gonna be just like this, in the upright and locked position for 3 three days.

  30. Kane
    March 1, 2013

    Jack: “Step 1…go fuck yourselves.”


    Jack: “People still say, ‘Jack, Five Easy Pieces is your best work.’ The best work I’m going to do is on the ONE easy piece who just won best actress.

  31. Jon
    March 1, 2013

    Jack: “And this is the little finger that did all the work around town.”
    All three: “Whoooooooaaa.”
    Jack: “Yup, this finger has touched so many in my life: Anjelica Huston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Jennifer Garne—Lawrence.”
    (Ben scowls)

  32. Jon
    March 1, 2013

    Jack: “Rememba! Yhou!…aw my numba one!…GUUUUUYS!”

  33. keifer
    March 1, 2013

    . . . and THIS little piggy has 3 Oscars.

  34. Kane
    March 1, 2013

    Jack: “You wanna know what’s been behind these sunglasses all these years? Argo fuck yourself…with respect…


    Jack: “Grant, the Oscar makes you look taller.”


    Jack: “Seriously congrats on your win boys but did you see Ang’s face when I walked out to present best picture? He KNEW it was happening again!”

  35. The Dude
    March 1, 2013

    Jack to George: “I AM YOU TOMORROW!”

  36. CMG
    March 2, 2013

    Jack: So…. are you guys trying to match beards or do you just want to be taken really seriously? Because I never had to don a beard. Shave that crap off! Except you, Heslov! We all know what’s under there!

  37. Breadbaker
    March 3, 2013

    No, seriously, boys, one. If they hadn’t nominated someone who was still in elementary school, of course it would be zero.

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