Go ahead and let them fly, folks. But predicting things people are mostly predicting anyway does not count as a No Guts, No Glory. Like, no Gone Girl for Best Picture.
Extra credit given (a gift from us to you) for the best haiku.
First, my No Guts, No Glory picks.
1. Complete shutout of The Imitation Game (it will SO never happen)
2. Interstellar for Best Picture, Director, Screenplay
3. A Most Violent Year for Drama
Now, my haiku
Hope springs eternal
First, no one sees the movies.
But soon, shit gets real.
Golden Globes bobble
Shiny dresses, white faces
Big bummer Oscars.
Ben Affleck’s penis
Even scarjo is naked.
Yet sexless Oscars.
It froze before I heard the last anim: was it the Lego Movie?
Tally at half-time:
Birdman, Gone Girl and The Imitation Game lead with 2 each.
Link:
https://twitter.com/OnTheCroisette/status/543022658246680576
Natalie’s chortle
Won’t be missed when Amy is
HFPA dissed
(Amy Adams not nominated in Comedy Actress is my NGNG prediction, and I think her having to present the Comedy Actor award at a ceremony she was left out of will be funnier than Natalie Portman’s laugh during her speech)
Are we going to have a new frontrunner??
link?
I don’t like haikus.
I find them hard to devise.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
NGNG:
– Angelina Jolie nominated for both Best Director and Best Actress
– None of the Best Actor – Drama nominees are American
– Jennifer Lawrence nominated for Mockingjay
“Still 1h before Golden Globes noms & this banner ALREADY announces 6 noms for The Theory of Everything! #GoldenGlobes”
Cédric Succivalli on Twitter 20 minutes ago
The 6 noms include best actor, best actress and best director
Kneeplay, I am SO JEALOUS that you thought of ScarJo for your NGNG. It would be such a magnificent manifestation of their starlust converging with critical praise and an actress field that’s open to this kind of surprise.
NGNG
ACTRESS DRAMA – Essie Davis {The Babadook}
DIRECTOR – Jennifer Kent {The Babadook}
SCORE – Jed Kurzel {The Babadook}
HAIKU
IMDB score?
This great movie deserves more
Lock the basement door!
Her flaws prey for all
Hazard for pursuing art
His faults prized by all
1. Rene Russo nominated for Best Supporting Actress
2. Naomi Watts NOT nominated for Best Supporting Actress
3. American Sniper overlooked completely
NGNG
1. Brendan Gleeson, Best Actor Drama for “Calvary”
2. “Frank” for Best Picture Musical or Comedy
3. Wes Anderson, Best Director for “The Grand Budapest Hotel”
NGNG:
1) American Sniper for Best Drama
2) Bradley Cooper for Best Actor
3) Clint Eastwood for Best Director
“Guardians of the Galaxy”, Best Picture, Comedy or Musical
Chris Pratt, “Guardians of the Galaxy”, Best Actor, Comedy or Musical
“Nightcrawler”, Best Picture, Drama
bonus points: “The Lego Movie”, Best Screenplay
Haiku:
Boyhood flies high
Birdman flies higher
Shouldn’t Interstellar be the highest?
BEGIN AGAIN with all the way up to UNBROKEN, both will catch some nominations and perhaps glory at GOLDEN GLOBES!
It’s simple like that !
🙂
NGNG
1. Begin Aging for Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
2. Angelina Jolie for Director
3. Christoph Waltz (Big Eyes) for Supp. Actor
Haiku
Tinseltown a’fire,
Did Angie break Unbroken?
The Globes shall answer.
Bradley Cooper in the Best Actor Drama list
Bill Hader for The Skeleton Twins in Best Actor Comedy
Tommy Lee Jones for The Homesman in Best Supporting Actor
A night full of stars,
who knows who will win,
if the boy or Alan Turing
ngng
movie drama: exodus
movie comedy musical: sunshine on leith
actor: Christian bale
NGNG: Scarlett Johansson for Under the Skin.
NGNG
1.Najarra Townsend gets a best supporting actress nomination fo”The Toy Soldiers ”
No haiku for me sorry
Ah, “The Hanging Tree” by Jennifer Lawrence is at #12 on the Billboard chart.Toss that in my all-Best Song NGNG.
NGNG:
Best Supporting Actor: Josh Brolin, Inherent Vice
Best Supporting Actor: Channing Tatum, Foxcatcher
Best Picture, Comedy: Inherent Vice
NGNG Best Song:
Boom, Clap, Charli XCX (The Fault In Our Stars)
Yellow Flicker Beat, Lorde (The Hunger Games: Mockingjay)
The first is the only top 10 hit from an eligible movie so far this year. The latter appears headed in that direction. Gotta count for something. I know we’re only supposed to pick from the publicist-approved list of possible nominees. But the Globes have a better record of being a little bit aware of pop music and not being behind the times.
Gugu Mbatha Raw for Belle
Mark Ruffalo for Begin Again
Logan Lerman for Fury
Fury Best Picture
mulitple noms for American sniper (maybe not that far-fetched)
golden globes be cheesy
the golden globes stay cheesy
golden globes stay trite
1. Brad Pitt for Best Actor (Drama)
2. Shailene Woodley for Best Actress (Drama)
3. Annie for Best Musical or Comedy
NGNG:
Skeleton Twins for Best Comedy, Comedy Actor, and Comedy Actress
Selma gets snubbed (they often don’t like films that feel particularly American)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL ALL THE WAY TO JANUARY BABY
Ngng:
Interstellar ties with Birdman and Boyhood for most noms (didn’t Avatar win?)
Ellar Coltrane for best actor (shouldn’t be such a MF shock!!!)
Matt Damon for Supporting Actor for INTERSTELLAR (oops spoiler alert!)
Haiku
Birdman gunna fly.
Rudin gunna face Jolie.
Boyhood is the BEST!
Brad Pitt for Best Actor Drama
Angelina Jolie for Best Director
Jennifer Aniston for Best Actress
You know they want to.
Ryan! Your NGNG wish list all comes true in my submitted predictions–perhaps I was too wishful, myself!
NGNG
1. Alec Baldwin, Best Supporting Actor for Still Alice
2. Anna Kendrick, Best Supporting Actress for Into the Woods
3. Elisabeth Moss, Best Actress (Comedy/Musical) for The One I Love
Golden Globes get flack
For picking the famous ones
But sometimes that works
1. Ben Affleck gets a best actopr nomination
2. Inherent Vice gets a BP nomination out of nowhere
3. The Grand Budapest Hotel repeats SAG Performance with a BP nomination but is ignored elsewhere
BTW The Imitation Game might tie for the most nominations. Don’t be surprised.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: TYLER PERRY for Gone Girl
BEST ACTOR COMEDY: BILL HADER for The Skeleton Twins
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: UMA THURMAN for Nymphomaniac Vol. 1. Dear God, if this happened somehow…
BEST ACTRESS COMEDY: Melissa McCarthy, Tammy or St Vincent
BEST PICTURE, DRAMA: Nightcrawler
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Albert Brooks, A Most VIolent Year
NGNG:
Channing Tatum in Best Actor Comedy/Musical for 22 Jump Street.
Naomi Watts in Supporting Actress for St. Vincent AGAIN.
Lorde and J.Law in for Best Original Song – Yellow Flicker Beat and The Hanging Tree.
NGNG
No nominations for Foxcatcher
Kristen Stewart and Milles Teller get nominated
Haiku
in the grand hotel,
for one night,
film & tv: equals
the american dream
just around the corner
go say hi
NGNG:
Dear White People – Best Picture m/c
Chris Pine – Into the Woods – best sup actor (just realized…Pine – woods)
Minnie Driver – Beyond the Lights – best sup actress
It all means nothing
Yet it’s still so important.
Razzle Dazzle ‘Em
NGNG
Best Supporting Actor: Channing Tatum
Best Actor Drama: Brad Pitt
Best Actress Drama: Jennifer Aniston
Haiku:
Drama is Boyhood
Comedy will be Birdman
Golden Globe Magic
NGNG – Christian Bale is nominated for Best Lead Actor for Exodus: Gods and Kings
1) Guardians of the Galaxy – Best Picture
2) Xavier Dolan – Best Director (Mommy)
3) Neil Patrick Harris – Best Supporting Actor (Gone Girl)
Turing and Hawking
The gay man and the cripple
Give them an Oscar!
that should say NO Unbroken, TOE or Foxcatcher for best pics noms
[k. fixed – ryan]
Into the Woods gets three acting noms (Blunt, Corden, Streep)
Oscar Isaac for Best Actor
No Unbroken, Theory of Everything, or Foxcatcher for Best Pic noms
BEST ACTRESS: 6 noms.
BEST SUPP. ACTOR: Miyavi.
BEST SONG: Annie
HAIKU:
A night of frolic
Angie and Jen in da house
Brad in a fury
NGNG:
Coon in Supporting Actress, Unbroken/Brangelina shut out, Jennifer in for Cake.
Hollywood F.P.
Here, have some Rolex watches
Sincerely, Harvey.
You can’t get nominated twice in the same category, i’m pretty sure.
NGNG
Meryl gets nominated for LEAD actress comedy\musical
The Neighbors gets nominated for best comedy picture and Rose Brynn comedy actress
Jessica Chastain gets nominated 3 times. Lead Drama for TDOER and twice is supporting for Interstellar and AMVY
NGNG
Best Actor Drama: Tom Hardy or Oscar Isaac unseat one of the favorites
Best Supporting Actress: No Meryl
Best Picture Drama: Mr Turner makes the grade
Every year begins-
we cheer our champions forward;
they get lost in smoke
NGNG
1. Ben Affleck is up for Best Actor Drama for Gone Girl (That’s outlandish enough for this tight race)
2. Both Angelina Jolie and Ava DuVernay are up for Best Director
3. Julianne Moore is up for Best Actress Drama (Still Alice) and Best Actress Comedy (Maps to the Stars)
Haiku
She is a cool girl
Always down for lots of fun
Until she is gone
NGNG wishlist
1. the HPFA grok Inherent Vice.
2. American Sniper is shut out.
3. Into the Woods racks up more nominations than Unbroken
haiku
ok don’t freak out:
GOLDEN GLOBE NOIR anagram?
it’s GONE GIRL BED LOON!
alt haiku
Sinister jingles:
Nationwide is on your siiiiide.
Baba-dook-dook-DOOK
GOLDEN GLOBE NOIR anagram?
it’s GONE GIRL BED LOON!
“Your anagrams are showing doctor!”
*wink*
NGNG:
1. PRIDE for Best Picture Musical/Comedy
2. TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT for Best Picture Drama
3. Brad Pitt for Best Actor Drama
4. BOYHOOD snubbed for everything but Supporting Actress
Brangelina’s in
Aniston is joining them
Shitty jokes all night
Best Actor Drama Channing Tatum
Best Actress Comedy/Musical ScarJo Captain America The Winter Soldier or Lucy
Best Actress Drama ScarJo Under The Skin
1. Rosewater for Best Drama
2. No Nominations for Unbroken
3. Only one Acting Nomination for Birdman
Bird is not the word
Said the Boy who had a Theory
Pop films always win
Lead or supporting.
Dark comedy or fun drama.
An expensive chess.
And my NGNG:
1. Best Score: Nightcrawler.
2. Best Actor in a Leading Role, Drama: Ellar Coltrane, Boyhood.
3. Best Actor in a Leading Role (Comedy, I suppose?): Miles Teller, Whiplash.
1. BEST ACTRESS MUSICAL/COMEDY: Maggie Smith, “My Old Lady”;
2. UNDER THE SKIN nominated for Best Score AND Best Picture/Drama;
3. BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS category shaken up by the inclusions of both Julianne Moore, for “Maps to the Stars”, and Tilda Swinton for “Snowpiercer”.
NGNG
Anne Hathaway Best Supporting Actress
Robert Downey Jr. Best Actor
Luc Besson Best Director
And here’s my haiku:
All imitation
and no game
makes Amy insane
Those are great haikus you guys!
No Guts, No Glory:
1. BEST ACTOR – Colin Firth in “The Railway Man”
2. BEST ACTRESS – Tilda Swinton in “Only Lovers Left Alive”
3. BEST FILM – “Snowpiercer”
Haiku:
Golden Boobs Abound
Phony Screams for Attention
Famous People Get Drunk