Sacha Baron Cohen bares his cojones for GQ, and The Daily News helpfully reminds us that most nude precedents are not a lot less absurd. To my mind, the mistake in self-awareness made by Heidi Klum and Jennifer Aniston was to strip down when it wasn’t for the comedy issue. (c’mon, is there any men’s magazine gayer than GQ?)
We’re told that Br√ºno opens up inside (though maybe there’s a better way to phrase that):
Bruno also maintains his good looks with a good nights sleep.
“In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt,” says the fashion enthusiast. “In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.”