Although I really hate promoting anything to do with Bret Easton Ellis, Paul Schrader and Lindsay Lohan are worth the time to check out this trailer for The Canyons. Of course, Lohan’s breasts are on display but what the hell, right? If she wants to spin the narrative that she is a tragic love doll one step away from a glamorous demise, that’s her choice. I predict it will become a camp classic. The synopsis: While calculating young movie producer Christian (Deen) makes films to keep his trust fund intact, his actress girlfriend, Tara (Lohan), hides an affair with an actor from her past. But Christian becomes aware which thrusts the young Angelenos into a violent, sexually-charged tour through the dark side of human nature.