Margie MacDougall: ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… nothin’… no action… dullsville!
Kris Kringle: Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind…
Raymond Shaw: Twelve days of Christmas! One day of Christmas is loathsome enough!
Krusty the Clown: And this ends Krusty’s non-denominational holiday fun fest. So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, eventful Ramadan.
Happy Holidays everybody!