It’s an annual tradition by now. We like to do Haiku twice. Once for the Globes and once for Oscar. The Haiku for this will follow the 5,7,5 syllable pattern and ideally each line is its own little thought.
I’ll start.
Avatar gets Hurt
Golden Globes settles the score
Queen will beat the king
Too bad no Scarjo.
Who will wear the pretty dress?
And low cut neckline.
Drink and be merry.
Hoping gorgeous George shows up.
Or people won’t watch.
Mine are uninspired. Hopefully yours will be better.