Some of these are a little WTF. But you know in Hollywood you have to show up. You have to truss up and be seen or you won’t get work so many of them are just there to be there. That’s the one side of Hollywood that when I think on it too hard it gives me a stomach ache. More after the cut. Thanks to ONTD.
Ang Lee: “My Oscar is CGI.”
“…I thought Catherine said she was coming right back”
“I’m married to Catherine Zeta Jones. Would you sleep with me?”-Douglas
Little old Family Guy joke. For you Seth.
“I have a thing for women with three names”
MD: “Come on. If you would have shown those boobs, Seth would’ve sang about you.”
Michael: “I want candies.”
Helena: “When is Catherine gonna pick you up?”
caption: Celebrities attend Oscar Night celebrations.
I just re-watched the Les Mis segment and HBC looked so bored and out of it (maybe she was just in character). I guess the reason she and Tim Burton never win Oscars is they don’t like to play the awards game, either that or academy members may just be jealous/intimidated by their overwhelming talent.
Sasha Stone is. [an angel.].
Moderate away!
And I am banned for life!
It is nice to see other people are less than impressed with the incredibly self-absorbed Michael Douglas, his wife Catherine and all of the other Douglas’s.
HBC: “you misunderstood me love, I said I performed a queen with an extraordinary head..”
Douglas: Really?! What was The Narrator’s name?
Michael Douglas: …and that, uh, that’s basically the premise of Wall Street 3. So what d’ya think, you want in?
[***FART JOKE ALERT***]
And so the spirit of Django Unchained will go on and on like Jack and Rose…. : )
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[In an alternate universe, Quentin Tarantino upon hearing Zeta-Jones getting herself non-unchained in the lifetime contract for Soderbergh’s sequels: Ocean Fourteen, Ocean Fifteen, Ocean Seventeen, up to Ocean Fifty Six….] XD
QT: Awww…. You better listen to your husband (about your career choice), Cathy.
CZJD: Say whaa….!! I’ma go walkin’ in the moonlight with you, dude!
QT: You wanna hold my hand? XD
[Just a joke.]
Douglas whispers something.
HBC: Yes. Detangler. I’ve heard of it.
Can someone explain why the Orchestra last night was remote in another building? maybe someone who’s a musician can explain it?
Pic 1: “So I says to Tim, I says ‘How different are Gordon Gekko and Batman, really? Let ME put on the suit.'”
“I’m tellin’ ya, I’ve got Frankenweenie right here in my pants.”
Mike Douglas: Gold, in every sense of the word, is good.
Helena Bonham Carter: (sigh. Come on, Tim, how long does it take to bring the car around? I’m dying here.)
Steven Spielberg: Man, Ang beat me again! Oh well, at least I still have Willie.
Steven Tyler: I’m here because I thought my song from Armageddon would be nominated again…you know, since 2012 was supposed to be…oh nevermind.
Daniel Day-Lewis: I drank their milkshakes!
Quentin Tarantino: We make a great team!
Christoph Waltz: Yes we do!
Quentin: Okay, Chris, let go of my Oscar.
Christoph: Your, Oscar? You’re crazy. This is mine.
Quentin: Let go, you Austrian freak!
Christoph: YOU let go, you freakin’ Frankenstein!
Quentin Tarantino (with Catherine Zeta-Jones): How do you keep your hair so nice? I’ve tried everything with mine and it just keeps receding back. I mean, look at my forehead!
Jamie Foxx: For the last time, this is not my wife!
Ang Lee: I wonder…if Ben was nominated, would I still have won this?….Yup. They LOOOOOOOOVE to torture Steven.
Who was that guy that hit the microphone with his nose? it happened quite early in the show.
pic 5 (christoph and quentin). Impromptu audition for the Brokeback Mountain porn parody.
pic 1. Impromptu audition for the Basic Instinct remake.