Well, if this isn’t a sign of bad things to come, then I don’t know what is…
Meet Denise, an ABC marketing executive who Kermit now calls his girlfriend. This comes after Kermit broke up with Miss Piggy a few months ago. Denise will appear on ABC’s The Muppets, which premieres September 22 at 8pm.
Miss Piggy could not be reached for comment but was seen karate chopping a fire hydrant.
