Lindsay Lohan has signed on to star in Manson Girls. She will play¬† the one who stayed home and didn’t go creepy crawling all the way to the pokey. E! got the news exclusively:
A source familiar with the deal says that despite the fact that Lohan has had some recent brushes with the law and just completed rehab, “the production company is insuring her for the film.”
Yeah, gee I wonder why. Anything to get anyone to see the movie.¬† This is a juicier role than Ms. Lohan is used to, as Nancy (aka “Brenda”) goes from being a bored teenager to one of Manson’s most passionate and devoted followers. She was there when Charlie X’d himself out of our world, after all. Pittman ended up joining the Aryan brotherhood after Charlie, which isn’t that surprising knowing Charlie’s lame-brained scheme to start a race war.
I wonder who will be cast as the other psycho killers?
