Following up on Sasha’s post yesterday, re-imagineering Hollywood hotties as females, the New England Genealogical Society did some digging last week and discovered that not only are Clinton and Obama related, but Hillary is a cousin of Madonna, Alanis Morrisette, and Celine Dion. No wonder it took Hillary so long to find her voice. (cue “My Heart Will Go On” …and on …and on.)
Obama, meanwhile, is related to six U.S. Presidents, including Lyndon Johnson, Harry Truman, and James Madison — as well as Robert E. Lee and Winston Churchill.
But I know people complain whenever there’s the slightest political slant on the site, so let’s focus on the really important revelation: Hillary is Angelina Jolie’s cousin! and Barack is Brad Pitt’s cousin! TMZ links to the photoshopped blended family portraits. As Barack conceded on The View a couple of days ago, Brad’s the hot one in the family. (I’ll have to say, Don’t sell yourself short, Barack.)
These are exactly the evil evolutionary DNA experiments that repulse Republicans, but if you think I’ll let that stop me from inviting the Neo-cons to this mash-up mixer then you don’t know me very well.
Discover who’s lurking in the GOP’s ancestral closet after the cut.
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Almost couldn’t give the GOP equal time because there’s such scant fossil evidence of John McCain’s heritage. (Unfortunately, there are no photographs of his uncle Odin, the ancient Norse god of war, battle and death.) But I’m all about the fairness, so I kept on searching. Happy to bring you this AwardsDaily exclusive, the only celebrity relative of John McCain whose picture we could find — his nephew, Methuselah.
Not trying to be mean, but it looks like McThuselah has had a little Botox work done around the eyes.
