She confesses this:
I can’t figure out why I don’t like Anne Hathaway. Or rather, why we don’t. In all the social-media fallout from the Oscars, the Best Supporting Actress winner also almost won Most Detested Figure of the Night, finishing just behind Seth MacFarlane and the idiot at The Onion who tweeted a slur about 9-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis. “And what the Onion missed is that it’s Anne Hathaway who’s the real cunt. Right EVERY WOMAN ON THE INTERNET?” tweeted Buzzfeed’s Jack Moore.
This is complete insanity. We all realize this is insanity, right? It isn’t just me? Why love Jennifer Lawrence? It’s easy – she hasn’t been around as long as Anne Hathaway but trust me, in two years — roughly, give or take — the conversation will be why everyone hates Jennifer Lawrence. Gwyneth Paltrow anyone?
Women are hateful by nature – I suspect this has to do with competition for the best sperm of the harum. If we live in a male-centered culture we would need to rally in certain ways to ensure powerful females are prevented from getting close to the dominate male. I guess? If you want to marinate in the disgusting nature of women just watch ABC’s The Bachelor.
I don’t hate either of them. I don’t even hate Lindsay Lohan. I certainly don’t hate Kristen Stewart or Gwyneth Paltrow or Lady Gaga or Kate Middleton or even Kim Kardashian. Well, wait a minute. I have to think about that one. Okay, I TRY not to hate Kim Kardashian. I mostly fail.
I’m old enough to remember when everyone loved Julia Roberts just like they love Jennifer Lawrence and when everyone loved Gwyneth Paltrow until they didn’t. Tick tock, tick tock.
You can read this article if you want to but I just had dinner and it makes me too sick to read it. I think Anne Hathaway is a talented, hard-working, sincere person who’s had a bit too much success in life. The worm must turn and a sacrifice must be made. Now that she’s won an Oscar she will have to go away until the worm turns on someone else – and it will. Got an egg timer handy?
